For $50 we will send you the signed CD, as described above, and, for your doubled-commitment to the cause, you choose 1 option from the list below to go with it. You give us $50, we give you the album, plus some good shwag. How about it? Tradsies?
MERCH OPTIONS (all $25.00 Value)
(a) Undie Shirt
(b) Undie Wear
(c) Undie Pack: A limited-edition signed poster, a sticker, a fridge magnet, pin, and beer-cozy (in Australia they call them stubby-holders, and they are so right-- 'beer cozy' sounds like you're drinking with your grandmother-- not that I'm opposed to that).
(d) Undie Ticket: One ticket to any Undesirables show